Tuesday, January 21, 2014

ASABE.....Episode One




Asabe stood by the window in her room and wept bitterly wondering if she would have been going through all these if her mother was alive, she watched as the rain washed away the dirt on the street and wished God would wipe her tears that way, she brought down a box where she kept her favourite wears ,she equally hid a jewellery which used to belong to her mother and now hers ,quite expensive and then sat on her bed to think about all that has being running through her pretty mind, she resolved to sell it off so she could pay for her JAMB exams, since her step-mum(Madam Lydia) seized the money her father gave to her to pay, Madam Lydia always told Asabe she was going to amount to no good in life so there is no point wasting her husband’s hard earned funds on her, Shortly Asabe heard footsteps ,the person seemed to be coming towards her room, and then she remembered her step mum had told her  she was going to wash her children’s clothes that morning ,she immediately returned the box to its place and just as she tried to get out of the room to get  the clothes, she bumped into Madam Lydia, and of course Asabe knew the next thing was a slap on her beautiful face (SHE WASN’T DISAPPOINTED) madam Lydia went on ranting ‘ were you waiting for me to come  wake you up, useless child, good for nothing, you are just like your mother, very lazy’ Asabe wept as she continued to insult her, she instructed Asabe to finish washing in one hour and go ahead to clean her children’s room.
Ever since the death of Madam Beatrice (Asabe’s mother) Madam Lydia has virtually being treating her like a slave, Asabe’s eats after her children must have all eaten, Asabe does all the domestic work, Asabe’s father is a politician and is hardly around, but whenever he is, Madam Lydia treats Asabe nicely, so Mr Dan finds it difficult to believe Asabe’s tales most times.
On Asabe’s way to the market that  day, she remembered to take the jewellery along with her, she made a stop at  mallam Tanko’s shop, Tanko who has always admired Asabe and once asked her to forget about going to school and marry him since no matter how educated a woman is ,she has to end up in a man’s house was elated to see Asabe in his shop, he quickly gave Asabe his seat (since it was more comfortable) and sat on the wooden chair, Asabe never liked Tanko but she had to keep a smiling face just because of her predicament , she got comfortable and told Tanko why she was there, Tanko asked to see the jewellery ,upon seeing it he exclaimed…’wayo Allah, haba why I wan sell am, this is pure gold fa’ ,Asabe didn’t want to tell him she’s selling it because of her JAMB exams,Tanko might not help her, so she told him, she wanted to raise money to pay for her Uncle’s hospital bills, as soon as Tanko heard this , he decided to buy it from Asabe, since he buys from customers to sell as well, he bought it for N45,600, Asabe was shocked, she never envisaged it would sell that much, she went round to get the things she came to buy and headed home joyfully. Madam Lydia noticed Asabe dancing in the kitchen and was wondering if she won a lottery, she went on to ask, what’s the celebration for? Asabe knowing very well that Madam Lydia is a ‘kill joy’ said, nothing ma, I am just praising God ,if not for anything but for the gift of life, madam Lydia hissed and made her way out of the kitchen and said, ‘as if there is anything good about your miserable life’.
Asabe took JAMB that year and failed, she was so disappointed and felt like the whole world was on her shoulders, but she decided not to give up and immediately applied for a teaching course at the Federal College of Education ,her father  paid her fees to the school directly, madam Lydia this time couldn’t manoeuvre the funds, Asabe secretly applied for Jamb while she started her teaching course, she never gave up on her dreams of having a BSc, her father told her to stay in the hostel and come home only weekends, Asabe was so happy, it felt like an angel reveal to her father what she has being going through.
Madam Lydia had three kids, two girls and a boy (Laraba,Ladidi and Daniel who is usually called Junior) her girls were only good at boiling water ,so madam Lydia had a tough time, all they do is come back from school and ask for their food, watch African magic and then sleep, madam Lydia however pleaded with her husband to ask Asabe to come home, that she could be going to school from home, Mr. Dan refused and said  he wanted Asabe to concentrate on her studies, at this point madam Lydia flared up                                   
‘is she the only one schooling? My kids are  also in the university, what is she studying? Medicine? She has to come back home or you get me a house help! Can’t continue this way! ‘

Oh yes! A house help you shall get! That girl needs to study, your kids are in the University, she is just in Federal college of Education, and you are still not happy, why do you despise her so much? Thought you promised to treat her like your own daughter,Mr. Dan angrily retired to his bedroom and madam Lydia stood there shaking like a toad that suddenly bumped into hot water, as soon as she calmed down she went to the kitchen to see if Laraba had cleaned up the kitchen as she instructed, but to her disappointment, she met it same way…still unkempt, she angrily called out…..L.A.R.A.B.AAAAAAAAA.
…………………………..//TO BE CONTINUED.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Health benefits of shea butter (ORI) on the skin

Shea butter  popularly called 'ori in Yoruba' 'Okume' in some other languages is a multipurpose cream ,derived from the seed of the Shea tree. It is extracted and prepared without the use of chemicals,this soft uniformly beige colored creamy solid melts readily in the hand and is quickly absorbed by the skin.As you use this multipurpose cream daily you will however discover other uses for it. The amount of time required for optimum results with various conditions may vary with  each condition.

Shea butter can however be used for the following skin conditions;

1.Dry skin
2. Skin Rash
3.Skin peeling ,after tanning
4.Blemish and wrinkles
5.Itching skin
6.Sunburn
7.Shaving cream for a smooth silky shave
8.Small skin wounds
9. Skin cracks
10.Cold weather
13.Tough or rough skin
11.Frost bites
12.Stretch mark prevention during pregnancy
13.Insect bites
14. For a healthy skin
15.Eczema
16. Dermatitis
17.Before and after strenuous exercise
18.Muscle fatigue/aches


Please note that this information is not intended to constitute professional medical advice oh ehen, everyone is encouraged to consult his/her personal physician with any questions you may have regarding any medical condition./

However you may add any other benefit of Ori (Shea butter ) that is known to you....

Happy 2014..........another story line soon to be out ehn ehn not soon but very soon/lol/
























Monday, December 16, 2013

Winners of the Christmas giveaway


Sure we all know the perfumes have to go today , well i am glad to announce the winners to y'all.

Male category - Caleb  Adeshina(Lagos)
Female category - Lola  Gabriel( Ibadan)

Kindly email your address so it can be delivered to you before Saturday.

Thank you all for keeping up with this blog,please keep dropping your comments, like y'all know your comments makes me have butterflies in my stomach.

Luv y'all plenty .........xoxo


Friday, December 13, 2013

Onome's tales Episode 10 (Final episode)



  Things got more  complicated between Alex and Simisola,Alex now had all the reasons in the world to pester Onome, but of course Dr. Efosa guarded his dearly beloved Onome, for him that was is his one stop lady, a lady in whom he’s found all he needs in a woman.
Alex would call Onome even at ungodly hours just to get her attention, Onome at some point got fed up and told Alex she was in love with another, she explained to him that she had moved on and advised him to do same, Alex however did not give and continued to push his luck.
Three  months later Onome’s mother took ill and was hospitalised,he situation was getting worse and Dr. Efosa got uncomfortable with it, he felt the medical amenities available in the village wasn’t good enough and advised Onome to bring her mother from the village to the city, which she did. Dr. Efosa made sure she got the best medical services available, mama Onome was overwhelmed with the love showered on her by Dr. Efosa, as soon as she was discharged from the hospital, she immediately called Onome;
Mama Onome : My pikin ,I just wan thank you for how you bin don de take care of me, maybe I for don kpeme if you nor come carry me from village.
Onome: God forbid mama, you shall live to see your great grand children
Mama Onome: How?
Onome: ahn ahn , mama I make you vex?
Mama Onome: This one wen you de do nor pass vex? Wetin de worry you? That man nor fine reach?him fine, him get better work, anyhow person must sick, so him nor fit broke, you self dey kampe, you get better work, tell me wetin you de wait?
Onome: hahahahaha maale(mummy) ah !relax, I nor de wait anything, but as soon as him don ready we go marry
Mama Onome:ready? You go make am ready, nor wait, man nor de ever ready!
Onome: ( in order to calm her mother down) ok mama nor worry, I go make am ready very  v-e-ry soon
Mama Onome: ehen na now you de talk.

Dr. Efosa encouraged mama Onome to remain in the city, but she refused as she couldn’t afford to let go her fish business in the village, she returned back to the village after Dr. Efosa took her for a massive shopping and also told her of his intention to marry her daughter but of course told mama Onome not to break the news to Onome as the proposal was meant to be a surprise, Mama Onome got to the village and became a village champion , she bragged about all her experiences in the city , most especially about her daughter who is doing well and ‘ she go soon marry sef’ she always added.
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It was Onome’s birthday three weeks later and Alex felt it was a good opportunity to make Onome understand he wants her back in his life for good. Onome dressed so nice that day like there was more to it asides that day been her birthday.She got to the office and met a lot of gifts from colleagues on her desk, but one which drew her attention was a card which had a rose attached to it, she was eager to open it as she thought it was from the YIN to her YANG, Dr. Efosa, she opened it speedily and to her surprise it was from Alex! She immediately helped herself with the waste bin by her desk and said in a low but irritated tone ‘ what effrontery!’ Efe immediately asked what was getting her nerves worked up
Onome: Can you imagine this idiot sending me a card and a rose
Efe: well a brother has to keep trying; you know what they say about not giving up right?
Onome: but I have told him severally that it’s over
Efe: awwww, sorry boo, doesn’t look like this brother feels the way you feel, he still loves you…maybe ….just maybe.lol. Oh please smile, it’s your birthday (go shawty).
They were still talking when Onome’s intercom rang, it was Laura ,the receptionist, she called to inform Onome that she’s got a delivery to take, Efe ran to the reception before Onome could ,Laura said to Efe ‘ you are what Yoruba people call Gbegborun….’ Efe just gave her a spiteful look and said ‘ wareva(in jenifas tone)’ Onome ignored the two drama queens and took her delivery, it was a cake  from Dr. Efosa with a rose by it ,on which hung a ring, written on the cake was ‘will you marry me?’ As soon as the delivery man stepped out Dr. Efosa called Onome and said;
Happy birthday my love, the weight beneath my wings, I have known you for a short while,but I have never felt right about this until now,Miss Onome Freeman will you marry me’
Onome: (with so much tears in her eyes) yes! yes!! Yes!!! I will marry you Dr. Efosa Smith
Dr. Efosa told her to come outside her office, she came out with the ring and he put it on her finger, in tears Onome asked ‘Promise me I will be the only woman in your life”
Dr. Efosa: ermmmmm, there will be one other woman
Onome: Excuse me?
Dr Efosa: Yea, but she will call  you mummy
At this point ,she couldn’t help but laugh , a few other colleagues apart from Efe were outside to clap and scream.
Onome immediately called her mum to share the good news, it was the best birthday ever as far as Onome was concerned.As soon as Mimi got to know,she  rejoiced with Efe and asked;
Mimi: so whats gonna happen to Alex?
Onome: does it look like I care?
Mimi: He called yesterday to say he wanted to come see you
Onome: ehn? Please ehn kindly tell him I belong to someone else now, he had his chance he used it the way he felt like, why is he now acting like a chicken beaten by the rain?
They both laughed and ended the call. Alex however called Onome later in the day to congratulate her, he said;
Alex: Mimi told me I lost you to another, I feel like I lost a part of me, I feel defeated and ashamed, I pray time heals this wound in my heart, congratulations, it hurts though, but its all my fault. All t.e best.

Six months later Onome Freeman became Mrs. Efosa Smith and they lived happily ever after.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Make up item of the week---------Zaron EyeBrow Definer




Hi everyone, how's your week going, for those in Lagos--How's the traffic? LOL.   I got me a makeup item and wanted to share with y'all, its the Zaron Eyebrow definer, it just makes life easy ,especially when you are in so much hurry to leave the house in the morning for work, all you have to do is make sure your brow is well carved , and you just fill in with the brush.I just love this product and guess what? The price is pocket friendly

 Make sure you get two, that's like one for you and one for a friend after all its Christmas .......oh please i got one for my friend too.#yimu

                                                           

                                                              kaka

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

PERFUME GIVEAWAYS ........WOO-HOO,ITS CHRISTMAS DEARIES



Here we go , two perfumes waiting to be taken by a lady and a guy who has being keeping up with is blog since the beginning of 2013, we appreciate  the luv, encouraging  mails.....you people are the best......so keep keeping up with kakaoloori.blogspot.com, winners will be announced on  December 16th,2013.
     .......xoxo
                                             
                                                      KaKa

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Onome's tales....Episode 9


The following day Alex called Onome, but she simply ignored his call, he sent another sms;
    ‘Hi dear, being trying to reach you, please call me when you get this message’
Onome murmured to herself ‘well I never got this message’.  Dr. Efosa was a cool ,calm and collected fellow ,he took everything about Onome  so serious that even in a matter of weeks  Onome was already charmed by his beautiful character, a colleague of hers by name Efe noticed after a few weeks that Onome glowed effortlessly and asked;
Efe: you care to share to the good news?
Onome: what good news?
Efe; : well for some weeks now you have being glowing, what’s happening?
Onome: I have always glowed
Efe: yea, but this is quite different
Onome: LOL, nothing  really, have just decided to give faith a fighting chance
Efe: (knowing Onome’s history with Alex) Ooooh,that’s great I know you had smiled again,it was just a matter of time.
Onome: and guess what? The idiot has being trying to get in touch with me for days now
Efe: what for? Did he forget  anything with  you? He should ‘park well jor’.
Onome: I have just simply ignored him, I won’t let him steal my joy…..I Onome Freeman has decided to be happy and won’t let  nobody take my joy away from me.
Just as Onome was saying this, Alex’s call came through, Efe told her to pick the call and make it clear to him that things are not the same anymore, As soon as Onome picked the call, Alex immediately started apologising for all the emotional trauma he has put Onome through , asking for a second chance( since everybody deserves one),and that if given one, he would make sure this ends well(he probably meant marriage) . Onome simply told him that she appreciated the efforts he made by calling but she’s found joy and nobody throws joy away like a piece of shit, Alex went further;
Alex: you are cheating on me?
Onome: sorry I’m not sure I understand that.
Alex: I never broke up with you, so why are you in another man’s arm?
Onome: a few seconds ago, I was thinking you had changed and was actually considering        taking a few steps, but I was wrong. Did you say you never broke up with me? What do you call returning to Nigeria, roaming about the street s of Abuja with a girl called Simisola and remaining incommunicado for months? Yes you met me a naïve girl, but right now boo, I am no longer that village girl you met, you can’t play on my intelligence.
Alex: who told you about Simisola? She was just a friend, nothing serious, oh please if this is all about Simisola, I think you got it all wrong. Simisola has gone back to states,if that makes you feel better.
Onome: Yes it does make me feel better! At least I now know what all these effort was all about? You just needed a replacement for Simisola pending when she returns from the states.
(At this point Dr Efosa was around to take Onome out for lunch,so she decided to end the call nicely )
Onome: ok dear, my regards to your family ,will call you later ….hopefully
Alex: waiiiittt, I waassss( Onome drops the call)
Onome stood there looking at Dr.Efosa and said to herself in a low tone, she murmured the words actually ‘ Edo boys can fine sha,chai!’ Efe heard but acted like she didn’t and immediately sent her a ping “ babes take am easy, you sef fine’ the two of them looked at each other and smiled. Dr. Efosa headed out with Onome for lunch, during lunch Dr. Efosa couldn’t help but kiss Onome in the public  and immediately asked Onome; What would you be doing this weekend? Onome for the first few minutes couldn’t say a word as Dr. Efosa kept looking into her eyes as he asked……
Onome;(  said to herself, wow, I am so coming over to your place, but not wanting to sound so desperate) nothing much, just have a few movies to watch
Dr. Efosa: you know what they say about watching movies alone?
Onome: what?
Dr. Efosa: it gets boring,lol, so I will come pick you from work on Friday evening plssssss……*don’t say no*
Omone : ( was happy within herself ,but managed to say yes, like she was doing him some favour)ermmmm ok, yes,that would be cool.
Efe was already pinging Onome for details and mention specifically that Onome should get her lunch too,she wrote  “abeg ,try food for supporters club biko’.
As soon as Onome got to the office, Efe asked for her food first of all, before any other gist and then Onome filled her in on what happened, Efe was just screaming “ correct guy, my brothers cannot carry last laiye, thanks for the food though’
Friday evening came, and Dr. Efosa was at Onome’s office at 5pm , they both went to his place. It was a three bedroom flat,
Onome: nice place
Dr Efosa: thank you, though it’s boring staying here all alone.
Onome: yea.
Dr Efosa: (standing so close to Onome and holding her) the point is I need this place to stop being a house, I need a home to always look forward to every day after work.Onome, I have flaws, I am not a perfect man, please help love my imperfections perfectly.
Onome’s heartbeat at this point was so fast.he continued;
Please be patient with me,* he again kissed Onome so hard*  and afterwards said , hope my epistle wasn’t too long?
Onome: no it wasn’t
Dr. Efosa: please make yourself comfortable.
They watched movies all evening and laughed like they have known each other for years and later  got intimate and it was quite relieving for Onome, as she’s got needs for a long time now, they were in each other’s arms, Onome had her head  on his chest till the next morning, she felt this peace she isn’t had in a very long time.
.............Onomes tale's continues/