Tuesday, February 25, 2014

ASABE Episode 5

Asabe got back to the house and joined others for dinner, Mr.  Dan introduced his children to Dotun they all exchanged pleasantries. Dotun was starring at Asabe as she courteously ate her food unlike Laraba who was acting strange just to get attention.
After dinner, Asabe cleared the table and made her way to the kitchen to start cleaning, while Laraba and Ladidi joined their parents, otunba and Dotun in the living room, Laraba made sure she sat directly opposite Dotun ,Ladidi noticed Laraba was putting too much effort in this her ‘notice me business’ and decided to ping her;
Ladidi:  hey sis, stop pushing it, you’re beginning to look stupid
Laraba: yea well I don’t care this dude is too cute
Laididi: smh. I like him too
Laraba: oh pls shut up !what do you know about liking guys and what it entails?
Mr. Dan noticed Asabe was in the kitchen and asked his wife;
Mr. Dan: why is Asabe in the kitchen?
Madam Lydia: she is washing the dishes
Mr. Dan : please call her, she should come and relax a little, she’s been working all day
Otunba: *Asabe omo dada*(Asabe good child)
Madam Lydia ignored Otunba and asked Ladidi to call Asabe, as soon as Asabe got comfortable, madam Lydia asked her to serve everyone the orange juice she had made earlier, at this point Dotun whose eyes seemed to be Asabe’s remote control as he looked at her every move was filled with disgust and then whispered to the his dad who sat next to him; *are you sure this girl is Mr Dan’s daughter or house help? She seemed to be the one responsible for all the chores?
Otunba whispered back to him;* she is his daughter, but this woman’s step-daughter
Dotun: Oh I see, I like her though
Otunba looked at his son, he had this smile on his face that made his cat-like tribal marks more pronounced, and then told his son, go ahead you have my full support.
Asabe served everyone and herself, Mr. Dan and Otunba got more engrossed in their political plans, while Dotun chatted with Laraba and her sister (ladidi) he ignored Asabe so as not to make Madam Lydia have any clue about his interest in Asabe. Laraba was over the moon thinking she got lucky, Ladidi was so embarrassed when Laraba asked Dotun for his mobile number, but Dotun told her he was yet to get a Nigerian line since he just got back from Atlanta, Asabe and Junior focused on the new EbonylifeTV watching moments with MO, about 30minutes later when Madam Lydia noticed Otunba and his son were about leaving, she decided to send Asabe out of Dotun’s sight so he can focus on her girls.
Madam Lydia: Asabe dear, can you please take these glasses to the kitchen and clean up  for me?
 Asabe sensed some form of deceit, because Madam Lydia never refer to her as ‘Asabe dear” but what can she do? Nothing! She was helpless.
Asabe: Yes Ma.
She got a tray from the kitchen to pack up the glasses, when she got close to Dotun, to get his glass, Dotun stylishly dropped his complimentary card in the tray alongside his glass, Asabe saw the tricks he played with the glass and his complimentary card, but smiled and kept quiet, Dotun took her smile for a “yes I would call you”.
Madam Lydia noticed Asabe was a bit sluggish when she got close to Dotun and decided to distract her;
Madam Lydia: Hey, young lady be smart about that!
Asabe in her heart said to herself; I am definitely going to be smart about this, so I can put an end to this slave trade.
She packed up and headed for the kitchen , Otunba and his son got up to leave and every other person except Asabe who was in the kitchen saw them off, Laraba was of course in the forefront glued to Dotun trying to be friendly,Mr Dan and His wife waved Otunba and his son good bye as their driver whom according to Junior dressed like an ‘atilogu’ dancer because of his hairstyle(mo-hawk) drove off.
Meanwhile, Asabe was in the kitchen laughing at Laraba quietly and wondering why she was putting a lot of effort in getting close to someone she just met, yet this guy picked her over Laraba, she giggled and said in pidgin English ‘ some people nor know say wetin de back of 6 pass 7’.
Otunba on his way home with Dotun asked if he was able to get Asabe’s mobile number, Dotun said yes and described how he got it.
Otunba: You are a true son of your father….oshe jare!( shaking Dotun as he considered it a smart move)
Days went by, Asabe didn’t call Dotun even when she returned to the campus, she felt shy as she didn’t know what to discuss with him, after a lot of thinking on what the conversation should be she decided to send an sms ;
  ‘hi, how have you been? Hope you had a nice time the other day, just thought to check on you, have a good day. – Asabe.’
Dotun who has actually being waiting to hear from Asabe was so elated and put a call through as soon as he got her sms;
Dotun: hey, sup!
Asabe : I’m good , and you?
Dotun: very well, would have loved to see you,are you home?
Asabe: No, I have gone back to the campus
Dotun : good, is it okay if I come and see you in school?
Asabe: yes sure
Dotun: fine, send me your hostel address so I can be on my way asap
Asabe sent Dotun her hostel address immediately, in an hour’s time Dotun  made it to the hostel.


 
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Sunday, February 16, 2014

ASABE Episode 4


 

Laraba and Ladidi sluggishly came downstairs and joined Asabe and their mum in the Kitchen, Mr. Dan was a bit confused as he doesn’t understand why at their age nothing else matters to them other than marykay  and IMAN cosmetics .
Mr. Dan: Come and join your fellow women in the kitchen so you know how a delicious meal is being prepared since  you are both good at leaving your plates empty after each meal.

Madam Lydia was not happy about the way her husband spoke to her daughters, but decided to keep quiet so it won’t look like she is in support of their lazy attitude. 
Laraba and Ladidi, asked for how they could be of help, Madam Lydia told them to help with peeling the fruits on the table,Laraba was been careful as she just made her nails at sparkles salon and could not afford ruining them, she was very slow at doing it.

As soon as Asabe was done pounding the yam, she immediately started setting the table for dinner, setting the table was another thing Asabe was very good at, even Madam Lydia most times couldn't  help but admire her skills ,one would swear she went to a culinary school, Oh! yes she is that good. As at the time Asabe was done, Laraba and Ladidi were still busy with the fruits, so Asabe went to the girls and told them to go get ready for dinner that she would finish up with the fruits, it was as if they had both been waiting for her to say that, they stood up immediately without hesistating,Ladidi has a habit of dragging her feet while walking when Mr. Dan heard Ladidi’s footstep, he called her immediately and she came;

Mr. Dan: So what were you able to help with in the Kitchen?
Ladidi: Peeling the fruits daddy
Mr.Dan: Ok! Go and fetch me a class of fruit juice then
Ladidi: it’s not yet ready dad, Asabe asked us to go get ready for dinner that she would finish it up
Mr.Dan: and you are excited I guess? What sort of a woman are you becoming? I am very sure you are going upstairs to go and paint your face because Otunba’s son will be coming with him?

Laraba stood at the other end of the stairs listening to her father and Ladidi , she knew it would be her turn as soon as he was done scolding Ladidi, so she tried running to her room and locking the door acting like she is bathing not knowing she was stepping on her long lilac gown  and then fell on the stairs, her dad and Ladidi ran upstairs as soon as they heard her fall… omG! Where are you running to young lady? Asked Mr. Dan, as he tried pulling her up and stretching her hands, sorry my dear, hope you are not injured , sorry!
Ladidi: should I go get the first aid box?
Mr. Dan: yes please do
Ladidi hurried upstairs to get the first aid box and met her mum making up and getting ready for dinner, as soon as her mum saw her taking the first aid box, she asked?
Madam Lydia: what are you doing with that?
Ladidi: Mummy Laraba fell down while coming upstairs
Madam Lydia: I have told you girls to stop running while coming up or going down the staircase, you are no longer kids for Christ sakes! Hope she didn’t get herself injured?
Ladidi: No mummy. I think daddy probably wants to massage her arm with an ointment and give her pain relieving drugs
Madam Lydia : Okay I will join you people soon
Ladidi: ok mummy, ermm you might want to reduce the foundation, it’s evening it should be light makeup, since it’s just dinner and you are in your house.
Madam Lydia: who are you? Banke (BMpro) or Tara? Oh please take the first aid box to them, they are probably waiting and wondering what’s keeping you.
Ladidi left the room without a word, as she went down the stairs she wondered when her mum is going to ever get it right with makeup, she feels she knows everything about makeup but she doesn’t know jack (shh)
Mr Dan brought out an ointment and massaged Laraba’s arm, while Ladidi and her dad were still attending to Laraba, Otunba  and his son came in,Asabe was the only one who heard the door bell because she was in the kitchen, she welcomed otunba and his son Dotun …
Otunba: Hello Asabe, been a long time, how are you?
Asabe: very well Sir, you are welcome, please have a seat while I let my dad know you are here.
Otunba:Ok dear, meanwhile meet my son Dotun, he stays in Atlanta, he just got into the country a few days back
Asabe; You are welcome Sir
Dotun: Thank you . Just call me Dotun! That’s really cool by me
Asabe: Ok.
Otunba: Asabe I can perceive a very nice aroma, is it ok to say #Asabeatwork,…..(Otunba laughs )
Asabe: (now very shy) Yes Otunba
Otunba: hahahaha…ok call your dad
As Asabe made her way upstairs, Dotun couldn’t help but stare at the way her floral skirt moved with the rhythm of her body
Dotun: Daddy, Mr. Dan has a beautiful daughter
Otunba: oh yes , all his daughters are beautiful, but this is the most hardworking and courteous of them all….omo dada*(good child or in pidgin * better pikin)
Mr. Dan and his wife hurried downstairs, they exchanged pleasantries with Otunba and his son and talked a little about Otunba’s forthcoming election and how the campaigns are being prepared for, Mr. Dan assured Otunba of delivering his constituency to him, Madam Lydia also added that she would organise the women since she is the women leader of the party in their constituency, Otunba expressed his gratitude towards  Mr. Dan and his family  for the effort they are willing to put in.
Madam Lydia: Ok gentlemen can we move to the dining table before dinner gets cold…..everyone moved to the dining table ,two minutes later Laraba,Ladidi and Junior joined them on the table
Otunba: woah, you all have grown so big,how are you all?
All: fine thank you sir.
Madam Lydia: Junior pray for us
for the food we are about to eat, we thank you oh Lord’
There was a resounding ‘ AMEN’
They all started eating ,some minutes later, Mr. Dan noticed Asabe wasn’t with them and asked for Asabe’s where about and why she is not with them?
Madam Lydia: oh darling, I sent her to help me get a few things from Mrs Adams
Mr Dan picked his mobile immediately
 and called Asabe…
Mr. Dan: Hello
Asabe: yes daddy
Mr. Dan: have you gone far?
Asabe: no daddy
Mr. Dan: Good, come back and join us for Dinner immediately